Startup new office

In a flurry of activity to get ready for a new office. Very small in comparison to our others, yet a very very needy few people. And demands are all at the last minute.
Project management has become such a commodity that there are certifications for it and still nobody can get the effing street address correct and still for some reason admin assistants expect the UPS guy will call her 15 minutes before he shows up. Instead, he sees the office dark and takes those 20 boxes back with him....